My life needs editing.

Mort Sahl
My life needs editing.
My life needs editing.
My life needs editing.
My life needs editing.
About This Quote

My life needs editing is a statement directed at a person who is very self-conscious. The problem is that the person being told this might have nothing to change, so they will often hear it as a criticism. It is true that we have room for improvement in every aspect of our lives, but we should never take feedback as an insult.

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